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003 — I Said It With My Bludclart Chest Tee
£35.00

Say it with your chest.

The 003 Tee features the signature ETP logo on the front with “I Said It With My Bludclart Chest” printed boldly across the back.

Made for people who mean what they say, stand on it, and aren’t interested in watering themselves down for anybody.

Details
• Unisex fit
• Printed front and back
• Available in Small, Medium and Large
• Elaine The Pain signature design

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Your item will be produced after your order has been placed. Please allow [INSERT ESTIMATED PRODUCTION/DISPATCH TIME].

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004 I Said It With My Bludclart Chest Hoodie – Signature Edition
£42.00

The I Said It With My Bludclart Chest Hoodie is a signature Elaine The Pain statement piece made for people who don’t whisper their opinions.

Featuring the bold slogan design and signature Elaine energy, this hoodie is all about confidence, conversation and wearing your attitude out loud.

Details:

  • Black hoodie

  • Signature slogan artwork

  • Relaxed fit

  • Available in Small, Medium and Large

  • Designed for bold personalities only

    PLEASE NOTE: THIS ITEM IS A PRE-ORDER.

    Your hoodie will be produced after your order has been placed. Please allow 2 weeks for production and dispatch.

    You’ll receive an email once your order has been dispatched.

002 — Let Me Tell You Bumbaholes Something Hoodie
from £42.00

Say it with your chest — but warmer.

The 002 Hoodie features the signature ETP logo on the front with “Let Me Tell You Bumbaholes Something” printed boldly across the back.

Comfortable, statement-making and very Elaine

Details
• Unisex fit
• Printed front and back
• Available in Small, Medium and Large
• Elaine The Pain signature design

PLEASE NOTE: THIS ITEM IS A PRE-ORDER.

Your item will be produced after your order has been placed. Please allow 2 weeks.

Thank you for supporting Elaine The Pain. 💗

001 — Let Me Tell You Bumbaholes Something Tee
£35.00

Say it with your chest.

The 001 Tee features the signature ETP logo on the front with “Let Me Tell You Bumbaholes Something” printed boldly across the back.

A statement piece created for people who aren't afraid to speak their mind, challenge the conversation and be unapologetically themselves.

Details
• Unisex fit
• Printed front and back
• Available in Small, Medium and Large
• Elaine The Pain signature design

PLEASE NOTE: THIS ITEM IS A PRE-ORDER.

Your item will be produced after your order has been placed. Please allow 2 weeks for production and dispatch.

Thank you for supporting Elaine The Pain. 💗

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005 — The Black Exchange Tee
£35.00

Wear the movement.

The 005 Tee features The Black Exchange signature logo/design across a classic black T-shirt.

Created for people who believe in Black ownership, economic empowerment and circulating wealth within our community, this piece represents more than merch — it represents the message behind The Black Exchange.

Details
• Black T-shirt
• Unisex fit
• The Black Exchange signature design
• Available in Small, Medium and Large

PLEASE NOTE: THIS ITEM IS A PRE-ORDER.

Your item will be produced after your order has been placed. Please allow 2 weeks for production and dispatch.

You’ll receive an email once your order has been dispatched.

Thank you for supporting The Black Exchange and the mission behind it. 🖤

006 — The Black Exchange Hoodie
£42.00

Wear the movement. Build the legacy.

The 006 Hoodie features The Black Exchange signature logo/design on a classic black hoodie.

Designed around the mission of The Black Exchange — Access, Circulation and Empowerment — this piece represents supporting Black business, strengthening our economic power and building something that lasts beyond us.

Comfortable, bold and created for anyone who believes that where we spend our money matters.

Details
• Black hoodie
• Unisex fit
• The Black Exchange signature design
• Available in Small, Medium and Large

PLEASE NOTE: THIS ITEM IS A PRE-ORDER.

Your hoodie will be produced after your order has been placed. Please allow 2 weeks for production and dispatch.

You’ll receive an email once your order has been dispatched.

Thank you for supporting The Black Exchange and helping us continue the conversation around Black economic empowerment. 🖤

Access. Circulation. Empowerment.

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